The Wizard of Wack: Charlie Sheen’s Recent Antics

The Wizard of Wack: Charlie Sheen’s Recent Antics

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Hollywood’s favorite trainwreck, Charlie “Tiger Blood” Sheen sure has been busy. From announcing his engagement to former porn star Brett "Scottie" Rossi, dueling with ex-wife Brooke Mueller over their kids, to a Twitter tiff with 'Two and a Half Men' star Ashton Kutcher... Sheen has certainly ruffled some Hollywood feathers. We break it all down after the jump...

Engagement to Brett Rossi

Sheen, 48, proposed to girlfriend Brett Rossi, 24, on Valentine’s Day. This will be Sheen’s fourth marriage, and he is certainly not dismissing the idea of having children with the former porn star. Sheen has five children and pays over $100,000 per month in child support but said he would not contest if Rossi wanted to fulfill her dream of being a mother. Right now, they’re just having fun, Sheen says. So much so that it should be “illegal.” Sheen’s attorneys have encouraged him to seek a vasectomy in the past but he has refused.

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Sheen made it clear, however, that there would be no prenuptial agreement for the pair, despite swirling rumors that Sheen was consulting with attorneys on the matter. Despite his estimated $125 million net worth, Sheen says that prenups “poison marriages.” Instead, the couple will be keeping their assets separate, according to Sheen.

Making Robert De Niro an Offer He Can’t Refuse

Rossi is said to “have a thing” for Robert De Niro, so this week Sheen decided to do something about it. Sheen gave De Niro’s latest film Las Vegas glowing reviews on Twitter. He even went so far as to purchase a phone booth that De Niro uses in the film.

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Sheen then invited De Niro over… to have a threesome. In the phone booth.

Brooke Mueller Moves Back In

Despite calling ex-wife Brooke Mueller an “Adderall snorting husk” just a few months prior, Sheen has decided to allow Mueller to move back in to his Mulholland Estates mansion so he could be closer to his twin boys. He had kicked her out of the house and listed it for sale just last year.

Sheen and Mueller have been entangled in bitter divorce and custody proceedings. Mueller, the Palm Beach socialite, was placed on an involuntary psychiatric hold at UCLA in May after an ongoing battle with drugs.

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During that time, Sheen’s other ex-wife Denise Richards had taken custody of Sheen and Mueller’s two twin boys, Bob and Max. Richards quickly relinquished those rights, however, as she said she was concerned by the boys’ behavior. She claims the boys tortured the family dogs and violently attacked her daughters. Sheen has called Richards a “pig” and “media ho” on Twitter since.

Sheen has attempted to have the boys tested for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, claiming that Mueller’s substance abuse during her pregnancy had caused serious damage to the boys. Mueller initially agreed to the tests but has since filed legal paperwork to stop the test. She says the boys are fine but Sheen says that a diagnosis could help in the treatment of the boys. A judge is expected to rule on the matter this week.

The twins are currently in the custody of Brooke’s brother.

Ashton Kutcher Has Had Enough

When Ashton Kutcher, star of Two and a Half Men, recently appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live, he had a few choice words for Sheen: “Dude, shut the f–k up!”

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Sheen was removed from the CBS sitcom three years ago but has continued to send Kutcher nasty messages via Twitter, most recently tweeting “Hey Ashton, quit barfing on my old brilliant show.”

Kutcher told Kimmel “Seriously, like enough already. It’s like three years later and you’re still blowing me up on Twitter? Come on dude, really?”

Shortly after, Sheen seemed apologetic, sending Kutcher a message saying “My bad. I was pissed at other crap & took it out on you. Hope u r good.”

The apology, however, was quickly followed up by another message: “But new flash. Dood, you ever tell me to shut the f–k up EVER again and I’ll put you on a hospital food diet for a year. #YaFeelMe Jr?”

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