Evidence:
Sarah Jessica Parker as ‘Hocus Pocus’ villainess Sarah Sanderson. Note the seductive stare, playful blonde locks, and ample bosom. She actually looks healthy, which adds to her allure. Sure it’s a children’s film, but she brings the hotness despite the fact she steals children’s lives to remain young forever.
Her appearance in ‘The First Wives Club’ as homewrecker Shelly Stewart is a close second. Again, she was a ditzy and crappy person… but she was actually pretty attractive.
Sarah Jessica Parker as ‘Sex And The City’ character Carrie Bradshaw… Her character is actually a pretty decent person just writing about/ looking for love. But geez, why did her fashion-forward Carrie Bradshaw have to wear disasters like these?! It just about killed her sex appeal. Any adult woman frolicking in a tutu skirt looks straight up delusional. No dude has time for crazy.
Cats. Cats have time for crazy.
