Keanu Reeves is having some serious stalker trouble. His Hollywood Hills home has been broken into twice this month. The first time, he forgot to set his security alarm. The second time, his cleaning crew left the front gate open by mistake. His residence is well known, it’s even part of a bus tour known as “Hunk Alley”. The property itself is considered a fortress. The fact that two crazy ladies have recently breached the residence is just nuts. Hey, Keanu, you need to tighten up your anti-stalker security measures. Your cool, laid-back persona doesn’t keep you safe. How about going “John Wick” on them? Your stalkers need to get the message that you’re not going to tolerate them breaking into your home. Seriously, if I were you, I’d consider myself very fortunate that neither of these crazies had a weapon. Dude, who knows what the next one may bring.
Okay, so you handled it in a calm manner, even having a sit-down visit with crazy lady #1 before calling the police. And fortunately you weren’t home for the second wacko. In each case, the ladies were escorted by police to the nearest psychiatric ward for a 5150 involuntary psychiatric hold. But, don’t you think you’re pushing your luck? And what’s going to happen after your latest movie “John Wick” is released? More crazy ladies? Probably.
Maybe you need to take some lessons from your character, John Wick. I’m sure an ex-hitman who tracks down the scum who took everything from him, and kills his puppy, has some sound advice.
