Five Trends That Need to Go Away in 2014

1.Colored lipstick… Seriously, unless it’s Halloween there is no place for colors like this in your makeup drawer. It looks as though Rihanna made out with a Smurf.

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2. Wedge snow-boots and sneakers. What happens when Kate Hudson encounters ice? Are these boots really going to help her out?

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3. Showing side-boob. This “trend” looks like people bought their clothes too small. 

P.S. There is an entire site devoted to side-boobs…seriously how is this attractive?!?

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4. Super loose, unfitted Maxi dresses. They look like bed sheets. I realize these are super comfortable, but please put on a belt to give your body some definition.

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5. Floral Pants. Jessica Alba was simply attempting to be stylish, but these pants look like they were sewn from her grandma’s upholstered furniture.

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