1) A newly separated Kris Jenner in a bikini. This image is now permanently burned into your retinas.
photo: Kris Jenner’s Instagram
2) Bradley Cooper looking cray cray on the beach. Is he trying to kill his ‘hot factor?’
3) Lady Gaga being “artsy” and looking like your worst nightmare come to life. *shudders*
4) Almost everything ‘Girls’ actress Zosia Mamet wears. I think her closet has a direct link to Narnia.
5) Courtney Stodden’s lady lumps. It’s like two Butterball turkeys fighting it out in there…
6) Dina Lohan’s continuous sh!tshow. It’s so ridiculous, you can’t look away…
7) Tyra Banks trying to channel Kate Moss… NO.
8) Madonna trying to hold on to youth with a shiny grill…